The center does not adopt any babies, pets, dinosaurs, supernatural beings or pokemon.

This is partly because the majority of people that try to get adopted will start begging for furni and partly because baby speech is impossible to translate into real english.

Asking a worker out/to marry you

The majority of people dont want to be asked out by someone they don't know let alone marry them. It's actually pretty disturbing that so many people do this as it's very unsafe.
Some of the workers as well will already be seeing someone Disorder and Skyler for instance have been seeing each other for a long time now.